Wednesday, 27 March 2013

France the beauty and the horror


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I WILL never forget the haunting feeling of standing in the middle of a small church where 445 women and children had been massacred by the Nazis during the last throes of the Second World War. Just yards away 197 menfolk of Oradour sur Glane were also ruthlessly executed by SS troops hellbent on eliminating the Resistance.
Since that day on June 10 1944, the village - near Limoges in France - has been left as it was on that awful day as a memorial to the dead. I looked at the tangled remains of a pram to the right of the altar as I tried to imagine how so many people crammed into that church before the soldiers opened fire.The building was then set ablaze to destroy the bodies before they were dumped in a mass grave days later. You can still see the bullet holes in the walls.
It was a similar story for the men who were divided into groups and sent to different buildings. They were shot in the legs before the buildings around them were turned into an inferno. The villagers had been rounded up in the square. The first to die was the mayor who approached the Nazi leaders to protest at the invasion. He was shot next to his car, which is still there today.


All around this village you will see other vehicles, equipment and homes just as they were. Close your eyes and you can almost picture Oradour as a happy and thriving place before the population was wiped out. At the bakery, you hear how the bodies of two babies were retrieved from the ovens. A metal Renault plate still adorns the wall of the garage.
Plaques show the trades once plied at each venue. It is easy to believe, as I did, that the place had been bombed. It wasn't. Most of the roofs were wooden which burnt in the fires - leaving the look of a bomb site. Headstones in the cemetery bear the poignant epitaph "massacred by Germans". All that changed in this area is the museum and the 'new village' built on the next hill. 

At nearby Bussière Poitevine, it is easy to imagine how this village could have met the same fate. Two days after the atrocity at Oradour, 21-year-old Adrien Girettes was gunned down by the Nazis - accused of being a member of the Resistance. A wall plaque marks the wall where he fell. You can also see the bullet holes in the surrounding wall.
France's Holocaust Museum? You will find other evidence of Nazi evil in other parts of Europe. But here you have a place left as a poignant memorial to such a brutal slaughter. It is often said of wars that we must learn and never forget. Go and see this place and you'll understand why.




Despite this horrific chapter in its history, the area is steeped in serene beauty.
I stayed in Bussière-Poitevine. Here life ticks away at a relaxed place. At the heart of this quintessentially rural French village lies the patisserie and the butcher. There is also the affectionally-known Monsieur Legumes, the grocer. Tell him you want to make a pear tart in three days' time and he will direct you to fruit with the exact ripeness for the task - and he'll probably throw in a cooking tip too.
The village is steeped in tradition. Lunch is 12.30 until 3 every day - and there is absolutely no altering that time. Mind you, if you wait to hear the bells of the 12th century church before returning to work, you'll be late. They always chime at five minutes past the hour with a few other spontaneous rings for good measure. No one knows how or why this delay occurred and no one really cares. Why worry about time when you can put the world to right over a pastis or two before dinner?
 
Quintessentially French....Maison Bussière, on right

And, if you find yourself at a meeting of the villagers, there'll be no rush either. The first and last 20 minutes are spent with everyone greeting one another with a kiss.
There's never a dull moment here. Markets occupy the main square twice a week and the village is favourite for cycle races. The annual Foulèes 20km run was the talk of the village during my visit.
I stayed at the Maison Bussière guesthouse run by British couple Chris and Charlotte Nightingale. They are living the dream. Within three years they met, fell in love, got married, left their jobs for a new life in France - squeezing in the move between wedding and honeymoon.
The guesthouse - or chambre d'hôte in French - is just a stone's throw from the village square. The renovated 17th century building is clean and spacious with three rooms - including one with an en suite bathroom. There is also free wi-fi. Standards match those of a small hotel and yet families - especially with children - have the comfort and freedom of feeling they are at home.
You can relax in the lounge where there is telly, Wii and DVDs. Unlike most chambres d'hôtes, breakfast is included and for €15 a head, you can add a three-course evening meal. Charlotte, with supplies from the likes of Monsieur Legumes, cooks all food from scratch. The slow-cooked boeuf bourguignon is to die for. You can also enjoy a beer and a wine.
Chris, a mountain bike tour leader, offers cycle hire, tours, maintenance and instruction. I couldn't wait to explore the meandering lanes of the countryside. Ex-cop Chris insists on a thorough preparation. Not only is the saddle set to your height but the handlebars and brake levers are adjusted for optimum use too. I have been cycling for years and, due to a weak side, have always set the saddle low for fear of losing balance. But after few tips from Chris, I was able to ride in the more efficient and comfortable riding position.
As I set off on a 20km ride, the narrow and smooth-surface country lanes feel like designated cycle routes as you amble through the scenic surrounds, whistling through hamlets with barns and barking dogs before passing a tiny chapel next to a river before heading uphill and home.
There are lots of things to do for the whole family within less than an hour's drive of Bussière-Poitevine. The Lac de Saint Pardoux offers every kind of watersport including sailing, fishing and pedalos. You can go bungee jumping off a viaduct or kayak and canoe in the Gartempe river. Petrol heads will also like the Val de Vienne racetrack where you can go for a spin. The venue has hosted events such as Superbikes, the GT Tour, and the Club Porsche de France. The picturesque towns of Bellac and Montmorillon are also worth a visit

GETTING THERE BY AIR:
FROM IRELAND:
Ryanair flies from Dublin and Shannon to Nantes.
FROM UK:
Ryanair and Flybe fly to Limoges.

VISIT
maisonbussiere.com

Monday, 25 March 2013

Cairo


A JOKE is  doing the rounds among camel owners at the Pyramids about the Italian tourist who knocked down the price of a ride to a fiver.
Proud of his haggling skills, the man climbed onto the beast and walked for five minutes. As he looked for assistance to climb down, the camel owner enquired: "Getting off sir?  That'll be another 25 euro."
It felt like sitting on a rising platform as Super Dooper raised his legs to full stretch and my initial fear of the height calmed as we strolled around the edge of the desert.
Whenever we came to an obstacle the owner would issue the command "kaht" - an Arabic term meaning "take it easy".
It is a sentiment that was repeatedly offered to me by friends worried about my safety in going to Egypt. Concern is understandable. Egypt is in the midst of a revolution. But Cairo is miles from the cauldron of Port Said. Demonstrations occur in the capital on Friday afternoons in the downtown area of Tahrir Square. The rest of the time this flashpoint area - as with the rest of Cairo - is getting on with normal life.
From my hotel, the +Radisson Blu Heliopolis in an affluent district of the city, the only mayhem was the sound of car horns as drivers scrambled across town with all the formation of a ride on the fairground dodgems.


Time was of the essence on my brief trip and I was determined to see the Pyramids. From pictures, I imagined that they would be deep in the desert but, surprisingly, they sit just on the edge of the city - roughly an hour's drive from Heliopolis. Hotel staff organised a taxi and an Egyptologist tour guide.  I paid €140 for both. It works out cheaper per person for parties  and the benefits are huge.
We passed the Citadel and other monuments and palaces but also witnessed the abject of families living in derelict, seemingly perilous buildings. You see images of this squalor on telly and feel pity - but when it is right in front of you, there is a sense of disbelief that fellow humans suffer this appalling plight. I felt close to tears seeing this so close and yet you know there is worse in the world.
Radisson workers regularly visit these slums to make them more habitable and provide food and days out for the children.
Across the Nile, I catch my first glimpse of the Pyramids incongruously perched between even more ramshackle buildings. From this distance, I agree with people who have said they look a lot smaller than you imagine. Only up close do you appreciate their size and majesty.


We stop off at the papyrus museum where we see a demonstration of how to make the world's oldest paper and how to avoid fakes. Genuine papyrus has vertical and horizontal lines when held to the light rather than just one direction - so now you know.
An ancient canal used to transport pyramid stones is now full of dumped rubbish - sadly only a short distance from the jewel of my trip.



My guide Khaled briefs me on how to avoid being fleeced by the eager traders ready to pounce on 'my friend" tourists: Don't take free 'gifts', don't hand over any cash and basically don't part with any cash.
I'm not sure what I expected on the inside of the pyramid for King Khufu. A visitor centre or a souvenir shop maybe? None of it. Even at 5'9", I had to crouch right over to advance along a tunnel before climbing 203 steps up sparsely light 'chimneys' before reaching the burial chamber.
I was there alone in the dark. I could just about make out the looted tomb on the other side of the room. Only the camera flash on my mobile enabled me to get a view inside.
The eerie silence was only broken by the cackle of a bunch of Chinese tourists mounting the steps below. I reckoned they were a few minutes away - so there was time to hop into the tomb and lie there cross-armed to greet the advancing entourage.
OK...I thought about it but I couldn't have all those instant heart attacks on my conscience.


Having retraced my steps, I was back outside to be greeted by Khaled holding the reins to my camel. They are easier to mount than horses but as Super Dooper extended his legs, I felt a little precarious. It is amazing how quickly you learn the art of leaning back when a camel lunges forward despite the yells of "kaht, kaht". As I regained composure, Khaled took photos of my Lawrence of Arabia impressions and explained how the other pyramids descended in size according to the seniority of Khufu's family and officials. The distinctive shape is inspired by heavenly-reaching mythical mountains containing chambers for the nobility. My lesson was interrupted by yells of "kaht, kaht" as Super Dooper went sharply downhill on the 300-yard descent to the Sphinx where I posed for the inevitable tourist shots of me 'kissing' and 'holding up' the monument.
I decided to avoid the souvenir  merchants  in favour of the Perfume Palace where you can buy scents, medicines and therapy oils.
I bought a bottle of Arabian Night said to contain aphrodisiac scents and others to reduce weight and stress.
Some of the ingredients date back to the embalming process used by the ancient Egyptians.
I figured if they were good enough for mummies, they might help preserve a few years of youth for this daddy.

WHERE TO STAY:
+Radisson Blu Heliopolis is a five-star hotel with 427 rooms and a rooftop terrace with swimming pool and cocktail bar. I dined at the Italian Filini restaurant while over at Mix, I enjoyed veal stir fry for lunch. Deluxe rooms come with free wi-fi, TV, minibar, safes and very handy two-pin/three-pin plug sockets. The top-floor health spa includes the pool and gym along with beauty treatment and massage areas.   Visit www.radissonblu.com Entrance to Pyramids, Sphinx and camel ride €75 including tips.

Discover the secret Egypt - El Gouna

Saturday, 16 March 2013

El Gouna










THERE'S an estuary down the road from my house.
Whenever the weather is foul - high winds, lashing rain and sub zero temperatures - a loyal contingent of watersports enthusiasts turn out to make the most of the elements.
I don't get the attraction.
As I look from my hotel balcony out to the Red Sea, there is a large bunch of similar-minded hobbyists. But there's is a difference to the coast off the Irish Sea. Crank up the temperature about 30 degrees as you enjoy the refreshing breeze and the absence of rain.
I get that.

As do the divers, snorkelers, kite-surfers, paddle surfers, swimmers et al .
I am staying in  +El Gouna, Red Sea - a safe and secure gated  town carved into the Egyptian desert for tourism.

As well as the all-year-round hot weather, divers and snorkelers are attracted by the clear waters and the beautiful array of sea creatures.
Take a six-hour catamaran trip taking in two reefs and see them for yourself.  Even a non-swimmer like me was able to observe the marvellous spectacle as I clung to the ladder at the back of the boat and plunged - slightly - into the deep. The cruise was a wonderful way to relax. There you are in the middle of the Red Sea, bathing in the heat listening to  Bryan Adams' Everything I Do.  One of those memorable perfect moments. There is also a sunset cruise with pink champagne served.
You can also get a glimpse of the sealife by walking the 460-metre jetty to Zaytouna Island







Back nearer the shore I try out the latest fitness craze of paddle surfing. You can feel the movement in your hips as you try to balance the surf in harmony with the waves. Well I did for a few seconds at least. You can see the You Tube clip, currently going viral, for what happened next.
Kitesurfers love the favourable 'in-line' wind conditions. The five-star Moevenpick Hotel has its own kite-surfing station. There are several other launchpads  at the resort. The smaller, cheaper hotels are favourites with fans who simply dump their gear and take off. There are also lessons and equipment to hire.
Nine-times kitesurfing world champion +Kristin Boese is a big fan of +El Gouna, Red Sea, praising 'incredible conditions as well as a whole lot of other fun and relaxing things to do'.
There are 17 hotels and hundreds of bars and restaurants. But you can add to that a world-class hospital, university, schools, crafts market, and, yes, an Irish pub in the downtown area.
Just like  many other countries, Egypt can grab the global headlines for the wrong reasons.
But this is a vast country and, whatever is going on elsewhere, this oasis feels like a million miles away.
Actresses Kate Winslet, Vanessa Williams and supermodel Naomi Campbell have graced the 20-year-old resort. The top models of the world coronation ceremony takes place this month (March).
There is a peaceful calm here that you wouldn't find in urban Egypt. Crime is barely existent and traders are banned from harassing tourists.

I am staying at the couples-only Three Corners Ocean View hotel where you can get  a room all-inclusive from €50 a night per person. As the name suggests the hotel is at the heart of the resort where you can  have breakfast looking out to sea or savour the stunning sunsets with a nightcap.
And, if you want to take the whole family, try the Three Corners Rihana (from around €45 each per night) with its kids club and playground.
There are also smaller hotels like the Mosaique and Fanadir - with delightful Arabian architecture including balconies and domes. The Ali Pache is also home to the Tandoor Indian restaurant where chef Vijay will cook to order. I loved his spicy spin on lamb rogan.
El Gouna hotels have a 'dine around' scheme where all-inclusive guests can switch eating venues to other hotels or restaurants. You'll have to pay a little more if you move up to a 5-star venue like the Moevenpick, where I sampled fresh lobster with a local chardonnay as I looked out on  the moonlit sea. Also in that hotel category is the Sheraton spread across nine islands
The resort is a haven for golfers with a 18-hole course sitting around the +Steigenberger Hotels and Resorts which boasts the largest rooms in El Gouna. There is also a driving range with distance targets in the water - just like on Wii Sports.
The Egyptian pound is worth NINE in sterling so my delicious lunch of sea bass and salad costs less than €2. You could easily pay at least ten times more for a dish. 
Transport is also cheap. A multi-coloured shuttle bus will set you back 50c a day or €2 for the week. You can also splash out on an Indian-style toc toc which will take you anywhere for €5 per person. 
I took the free tour on the lagoon boats - a great way to inspect the resort. We were immediately dwarfed by the motor cruiser floating palaces owned by Egyptian tycoons. We also passed Love Island - a gift from a wealthy Italian to his wife. Not so well-off Romeos can serenade their loved ones in a small wooden boat with champagne and piped music.
And if you fancy going a bit more native, there is a Bedouin  night out in the desert. Sitting on the floor under the tent comfortably? You feast on spit roast lamb as the entertainment  before you includes belly dancing and  men who spin in dazzling coloured robes.
El Gouna is the definition of chillaxing. You can smoke from a hookah pipe and drink a beer on the beach at Moods as you watch the boats and the swimmers - or even write a travel article, as I am now.
You might think that El Gouna has some unusually tall palm trees. They are actually camouflaged mobile phone masts.
A brilliant way to protect this part of paradise from the realities of the modern, hi-tech world.


GETTING THERE:

From UK and Ireland:

Fly +EGYPTAIR from Heathrow to Cairo then Cairo to Hurghada. +easyJet flies Monday, Friday and Sunday in April from Gatwick to Hurghada. Packages available with +Thomas Cook UK and +Thomson.

From Germany:

+EGYPTAIR and +Lufthansa Group fly from Munich to Hurghada
Visit: 

El Gouna
Three Corners Ocean View
Three Corners Rihana Resort

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Wi should we pay?

IT really annoys me that certain airports, hotels and restaurants feel justified in charging customers for wi-fi. So I am launching a campaign to make it free everywhere. To start, I am publishing a list of everywhere I visit where it is rightly free. Tell me if you hear of places that are doing the right thing. If you're a company charging, I will be naming and shaming you soon and that includes you +Heathrow Airport .

FREE WI-FI
Dublin Airport
Peanuts Bar, +El Gouna, Red Sea
+Radisson Blu Heliopolis
Grand Hotel, +Malahide Dublin
Dunes Bar  +El Gouna, Red Sea
+Starbucks Coffee - always good quality reception too.
Insomnia Coffee
+Irish Rail
+Park Plaza Hotels & Resorts
+The Shard
McDonalds.com
Maison Bussiere, Bussiere Poitevine, near Limoges, France
+Hotels Viva & Vanity Hotels Mallorca, Spain
wybostonlakes.co.uk Bedfordshire, UK
bay.ie restaurant, Clontarf, Co Dublin





We are getting a lot of interest in this campaign after just one day. I gather tourism authorities in +Australia are turning the screw on hotels there to drop wi-fi charges for fear it is alienating visitors. Maybe governments across the world should crank up the pressure. As a colleague told me last night, people expect free wi-fi in hotels as much as they do hot running water,




Let me know if you want to add to this list of good guys.
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